Monday, March 23, 2009

Chapter 2

-His charm is so contagious, vaccines have been created for it.

-He is a fighter not a lover.

-Hes been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking in the room.

-Alien abductors have asked him, to probe them.

-He lives bi curiously through himself.

-He once had an awkward moment just to see how it feels.

-He can kill two stones with one bird.

-He can slam a revolving door.

-His reputation is expanding faster then the universe.

QUOTES:


"I would be the moon to your sun, and although the people I meet would recognize that I was only a reflection of your greatness, at least they can find solace in the fact that by meeting me their retinas are spared the permanent damage and scarring your luminosity produces."



"I am a student of life and knowledge. I seek to enhance the beauty and quality of life for myself; yet I am not opposed to breaking heads and shattering egos when the situation demands it."



"haha mr doodious i was at the gym trying to be like matan" -Oron Calif

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